God Bless Our Drain

Water is a blessing

Until it pools, instead of flowing,

Blessing of company after the third day

Blessing of inexhaustible leftovers

Blessing of unread books

Blessing of  clothes that do not fit.

French drains divert excessive blessings

Recruiting gravity to unsoak puddles

From high ground,

Showing them the promised wetland

                                                    Where a licensed swamp replaces

                                             A misbegotten one.

                                                                                                                         

The arc of drainage is long

But it bends toward low ground

 

 

 

 

The bubble of tilt-age points the stream

        downward,

 

 

 

 

 

Obeying Lord Gravity

Bowing backwards to

A lower, but more fitting destiny.

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2 thoughts on “God Bless Our Drain

  1. Very droll and funny. Thanks for the humor. Loved the “licensed swamp” and “Lord Gravity.” We have all been victimized by this issue in our lumpy Missouri property!!

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